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Triple Red Wings

Performing oral sex on a menstruating female in the mens room of a Buffalo Wild Wings while a Detroit hockey game is on.
After I finished off my Inferno Wings, Janie was giving me those fucking puppy dog eyes like she needed attention. I took her into the john, propped her up on the toilet and went to town in a feeble attempt to get the burning sensation out of my mouth. She neglected to tell me she was mortally wounded because she was bleeding like Niagara fucking Falls. When she finally released my head from her thigh death grip I heard the crowd outside roar...fucking Red Wings scored again! She's gonna need some celery for that vag, bitch shoulda waited until I wet-wiped my mouth. Triple Red Wings earned.
by Doctor_Joystick March 8, 2013
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triple gay

three times as gay as normal, the only counter attack for this move is No, U. however other than that triple gay is the destroyer of dignity in all normie scum.
Normie:"bruh ur fat as shit u fuckin computer boi"
You:"U have triple gay "
Normie: *dies
by Anus Cucker May 10, 2018
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Triple-Dip Recession

The kinkiest guy you know. Ddlg, BDSM, anime school girls, you name it. He will literally stick an entire stick of butter up your ass and eat it like chocolate ice cream. He will bite your nipples so hard you'll get war flashbacks, even if you've never been to war. He'll cum in yogurt and feed it to your grandma. He doesn't give a fuck.
"She's so Triple-Dip Recession, last time we had sex, it gave me PTSD"
by BreadGod September 21, 2016
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The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.
Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man
by SithLordTrevor February 18, 2020
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triple push up bra

There's a push up bra, a double push up bra, and then there's a triple push up bra, made for the most insecure, cleavage-wise disappointed girls out there.
False advertising to the max = triple push up bra aka tpu
by theycallmetheman September 26, 2011
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DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.
Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?
by PWS27 May 22, 2017
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Sturniolo Triplets

The best people on this earth. Lifesavers. The funniest people ever. Nick, Matt, and Chris.
by Alehlli June 27, 2022
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