time traveling 

A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.

After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.

time traveling by Lar January 1, 2006

traveling hobbyist 

A wandering womanizer moved to fuck, yet can't move the fuck on. Galliventer; hobbyist.

With only $25 and a dream, the traveling hobbyist's Moscow trip last year was upsetting due to mechanical Russian hookers who still lingered in his mind as he wasted day of haggling on the streets of Warsaw.

traveling hobbyist by CAPSLOCKWILLHELPMEGETLAID June 20, 2019

time traveling 

Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.

Man, i must have been time travelling. I remember getting to the party last night, but how did i end up in my bed today?

time traveling by Getz December 23, 2003

traveling salesman 

An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.

I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.

traveling salesman by B Gunn April 13, 2005

time traveling 

Drinking alcohol until you black out and mentally skip a period of your life.

-Man, you were so hammered last night you passed out on the floor.
-No, I was just doing a little time traveling.

time traveling by Shepshizzle April 22, 2008

traveling bunny 

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

traveling bunny by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

traveling room

This is the space that you have a barista leave at the top of your cup of to-go coffee so that it doesn't slosh on your hand as you walk down the street.

Do you need room for cream with your Americano? No, but I'll take some traveling room.

traveling room by Elwood88 September 18, 2019