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A wandering womanizer moved to fuck, yet can't move the fuck on. Galliventer; hobbyist.
With only $25 and a dream, the traveling hobbyist's Moscow trip last year was upsetting due to mechanical Russian hookers who still lingered in his mind as he wasted day of haggling on the streets of Warsaw.
by CAPSLOCKWILLHELPMEGETLAID June 20, 2019
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A hobbyist's detailed experience about an encounter with an escort that includes the escort's physical stats, services provided, and if the escort should be recommended. It do more harm than good for escorts in criminalized nations due to unregulation as review forums would dictate what determined an escort's rating based on their own abusive & unsafe standards and disregarded the hobbyist's rating. These reviews can be fake & harmful to an escort's reputation, or they can be explicit locker room talk with only side of the story since the escort themselves cannot comment on their own behalf.
The cheap, yet ambitious hobbyist, was determined to seek cheap & naive sugar babies, so he could write escort reviews to gain access to the review forum's extras that were enjoyed by paying exclusive members.
by CAPSLOCKWILLHELPMEGETLAID June 23, 2019
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