by god October 13, 2003
Get the towlie mug.A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.
by Notfromexperience August 23, 2012
Get the Towle tool mug.A towel that smells like really bad pussy, can be used as a sexual innuendo or really just a worn out towel used to dry your pet cat.
Damien: Dude, this towel smells like towlpuss.
Eric: That's because I used it to dry my pet pussy with it.
Damien: Wash the bloody thing dammit.
Eric: That's because I used it to dry my pet pussy with it.
Damien: Wash the bloody thing dammit.
by Don't even ask my name brat June 14, 2018
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Get the towlhead mug.Amy Towler is a very popular Self Shooter or Camwhore with communities such as 4chan, Reddit, etc. Amy Towler has their own Twitter account where pictures are posted regularly. If you look hard enough, you can find several nude photos of Amy Towler floating around the internet.
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When using the phrase "Amy Towler" as a descriptive term, it often refers to someone who is a whore, or someone who is craving massive amounts of attention.
It has caused several meme phenomena, including a "One does not simply stop searching for Amy Towler nudes" (using the "One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor" photo).
When using the phrase "Amy Towler" as a descriptive term, it often refers to someone who is a whore, or someone who is craving massive amounts of attention.
"My best friend has over 100 pics of herself on her phone, what a Amy Towler."
"When Sally and I went to the club last night, she kept dancing in between this really hot guy and myself. She was acting like such an Amy Towler."
"When Sally and I went to the club last night, she kept dancing in between this really hot guy and myself. She was acting like such an Amy Towler."
by pusiwillow September 12, 2013
Get the Amy Towler mug.someone who upon entering the gym does gratoutus amounts of curls, does unnecesary workouts on squat racks, benches, olympic workout stations and constantly stares at himself in the mirror after every work out. These douche bags have the tendency to leave their toweles on machinery around the gym expecting that no one will use them even though they themeselves are doing other work outs
innocent bystander: begins to to set up the olympic station for some deadlifts
Towlie: "Hey man what are you doing? can't you see my towel was here? Did you move it!?"
Innocent bystander: "sorry bro ive only noticed that no ones been using the station for the past 5 minutes and i seen that you were doing arm curls"
Towlie: "So what if i am, im still using this station for my shoulder raises"
Innocent bystander: alright man i'll wait 'til you finish (who does shoulder raises at an olympic workout station meant for power cleans and dead lifts)"
Towlie: "Hey man what are you doing? can't you see my towel was here? Did you move it!?"
Innocent bystander: "sorry bro ive only noticed that no ones been using the station for the past 5 minutes and i seen that you were doing arm curls"
Towlie: "So what if i am, im still using this station for my shoulder raises"
Innocent bystander: alright man i'll wait 'til you finish (who does shoulder raises at an olympic workout station meant for power cleans and dead lifts)"
by odoylerulez November 7, 2010
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