The sister of someone who lives in Orange County and showed her boobs to the world on MTV. A *fap* girl.
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Get the Towelie's Sister mug.Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.
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The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???
- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
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- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
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Get the Starched Towelette mug.Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.
"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."
"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
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Get the toweled up mug.A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.
David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
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