torton

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004

torsions

An arbitrary unit of measurement used to define the twistability of a womens nipples

Suzy has the best fun bags... and man, her nipples are 10 torsion.

by Barny July 9, 2003

Ovarion Torsion

The female version of a Testicular Torsion
Typically not as dangerous but still very painful

A condition occurring when the ovary or fallopian tubes twist on the tissues that support them.
Surgery is the only way to treat it

Females might undergoe Ovarion Torsion due to having a cyst on the ovary

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 29, 2023

toostoned

a play off of the city of tucson,AZ because we smoke more than any other city believe it or not. im not bragging but its true, its all we have and all we do because this place sux.

KMK: We're here in Toostoned Arifuckingzona

by Sean Dawg September 17, 2003

torsten

verb to do something dumb knowingly.

Dumb #1: Look at that dude carrying a pot of boiling water.
Dumb #2: How about I stand on my knees behind him and you push him?
Dumb #1: Great idea!
Dumb #2 ends up with 3rd degree burns!
Dumb #1: You totally torstened!!!

by bigfatbernie November 15, 2007

Dirty torsten

When a man shits all over the floor then gets his gay partner to screw In the shit

And eats the left overs

Oh my lord chad gave me a dirty torsten
I can't wash the taste out of my mouth

by Drubbleses December 20, 2019

toston request

#1 it's when you go to a restaurant and you request that they bring you a toston.
#2 it's when a male "recostar" "rub" his tallywacker in any part of the women's body.

#1 You go to a restaurant and say "Sir! Bring me a toston!"

#2 "Maurizio request your toston!"

by Eduardo April 23, 2004