Eduardo's definitions

Bivales

A sea shell that has two parts

There are many bivales in the ocean

by Eduardo June 4, 2003

El Nino

Anal activities which occur at three times the speed of the sound. Can cause intense redness and diahrrea, may be fatal.

I got an El Nino, fuck wat they teach u dumb ass slow and steady leads the way

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

straight rope

1. A piece of rope that is straight.
2. (slang) Highly potent marijuana.

1. I will climb up that rock face with this straight rope.
2. This shit's straight rope, dog.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

shady business

1. Events considered to be shady.
2. Business conducted in a shady area (under a tree, behind a tall building).

1. He sold you 1.5 for thirty? That's some shady business!
2. Gee, it's hot out. I hope that this transaction is some shady business.

by Eduardo August 11, 2004

Ip

A dildo coated in fish and chips. Is very good for performing the Parham

Thanks dad this ips the best present ever

by Eduardo January 6, 2005

Hamidi

Unexplained homosexual behaviour. Usually involves a family number either the father o runcle.

Cut this hamidi out i dont feel lyke ass fuckin

by Eduardo January 7, 2005

kafrin

a sad little black girl with dreads and she always talks about her dreads and how they're so Mandingoish "ooh la la" she smells like a cat, i mean, like a pussy and she is in love with hwer little brother because he has "sex bumps" which are what she calls his terrible acne. I'm glad I'm not kafrin

Kafrin watches her gay gladiator movie and the hangs with katelyn sjostedt before making out with her little brother, steve berna

by eduardo December 4, 2003