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Turdellini

My stomach hurt so bad... until I released a bowl full of turdellini’s
by Debi Lee December 4, 2019
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Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself
Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
by White.ini March 14, 2019
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tortellini

a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex
My man and I did tortellini last night and it was orgasmic
by Bibsmgee January 27, 2017
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tortellini

you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep
Jessica Osborn let Justin spread some white alfredo sauce right in her tortellini
by Max C. Owen August 21, 2008
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tortellini

A precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.
Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!

Husband: Shut up, honey.
by AWOFF December 2, 2011
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Tortellini

Are we having tortellini for dinner?

You mean pasta bundles?

YES
by Ushehsj June 27, 2017
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Tortellini

I Was Eating A Tortellini
by Stanan May 24, 2018
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