saber-toothed tiger 

A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.

Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.

saber-toothed tiger by Justin Goff March 1, 2009

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

bottom-toothed smile 

When one smiles by bearing only the bottom row of incisors. It may take some practice, however there is nothing more heart-warming than seeing one smile with his or her bottom teeth. Please note, these teeth should gently pull down the upper lip, raised on either side as per any smile.

Look at that bottom-toothed smile. It's so endearing .. and makes for the perfect photo on greeting cards!

bottom-toothed smile by More mangoes, please! December 15, 2011

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets 

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

dreamer-toothed

to have gallons of cum shot into you
relating to the furry porn creator dreamer tooth.

person A: did you hear what happened last night?
person B: yeah, Diana got dreamer-toothed last night

dreamer-toothed by DOMOWO!!! March 27, 2022

Horse Toothed Jackass 

Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.

"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."

Horse Toothed Jackass by Lo Wang August 14, 2003

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by BigP July 2, 2005