Tooth Tarnishing Twat

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.

*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"

by The Insult Man February 4, 2021

tooth hurty

the universal time to go to the dentist

Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.

by sheila in the car March 14, 2010

Tooth Baby

Tooth Baby is a noun that might not make sense to most at first glance, but when you get it, oh boy... Calling someone a tooth baby is the equivalent of basically telling them they're as smart as a glass of orange juice. It would be prudent to reserve such a word for only necessary roasting times, you wouldn't make a s'more at a BBQ, or, would you?

"LOL! I totally can't believe that parking job, what an absolute tooth baby!"

"LMAO right, only a true TOOTH BABY would park like that!!!"

by notatoothbaby December 3, 2019

tooth and nail

Viciously or passionately, mostly used in relation to fighting over something.

"The lawyer fought tooth and nail for her defendant's dignity and rights in the face of this new injustice."

by andrograce May 15, 2014

tooth to gum ratio

When more gum than tooth shows in your smile

"Ugh, what an ugly smile, horrible tooth to gum ratio."

by Just The Facts July 30, 2008

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

tooth fairy

Thats what you call a gay dentist.

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.

by zaqwerty May 27, 2009