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A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.
"Dude, Toilet!"
by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003
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A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.
"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
by Meech March 28, 2005
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by leihannzon October 12, 2020
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A device used to rid of things you don't want someone to find or be caught with, usually hash or related objects.
The cops showed up, so I flushed my stash in the toilet.
by Moo January 24, 2005
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whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!
by .. June 10, 2003
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The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.
by Collin Smith June 23, 2004
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