by wilddogg November 12, 2009
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Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!
by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
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Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.
by JP March 11, 2005
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Get the Tits on a chicken mug.It means “This is the skin of a killer”. This is what Edward Cullen says to Bella Swan in Twilight. This acronym originated thanks to a comment left by Megan Q. in the Twilight Shitposting group and it’s used daily in it.
“TITSOAK, Bella” said Edward while his skin shined bright like a diamond and he looked disgusted by it.
“You need a bracelet with TITSOAK” said Megan when she realized that it meant “this is the skin of a killer”
“You need a bracelet with TITSOAK” said Megan when she realized that it meant “this is the skin of a killer”
by twilightshitposting July 23, 2021
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Often said at random during a conversation. The word doesn't have to have much revelance to the situation at hand. The word originates from Calvin Harris' Human Synthesizer. This is an extraordinary instrument that made human skin the medium for expressing the notes of a song, instead of a normal instrument. This experiment used many bikini models mostly used as eyecandy to make the instrument catch people's attention. Instead of being called a Human Synthesizer it is sometimes called a "Titsynthesizer". The Human Synthesizer is hailed as an incredible invention and it's secondary name "Titsynthesiser" is brought up just to emphasize it's greatness whether it is relevant or not.
A video of it can be found on youtube.
Often said at random during a conversation. The word doesn't have to have much revelance to the situation at hand. The word originates from Calvin Harris' Human Synthesizer. This is an extraordinary instrument that made human skin the medium for expressing the notes of a song, instead of a normal instrument. This experiment used many bikini models mostly used as eyecandy to make the instrument catch people's attention. Instead of being called a Human Synthesizer it is sometimes called a "Titsynthesizer". The Human Synthesizer is hailed as an incredible invention and it's secondary name "Titsynthesiser" is brought up just to emphasize it's greatness whether it is relevant or not.
A video of it can be found on youtube.
Person 1: "So what are we going to do tonight? Restaurant? Cinema? Gig? Personally I think we should - "
Person 2: "Titsynthesizer."
Person 2: "Titsynthesizer."
by Bitchkey August 22, 2009
Get the Titsynthesizer mug.When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge
you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"
or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013
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