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titmouse

1. a small mouse shaped like a tit

2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.

3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.
by moley May 16, 2003
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titmouse

a man who looks like a mouse and has tits
steve you are totaly a giant titmouse
by lukeboi December 23, 2006
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Awkward Titmouse

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.
A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"
by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009
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titmouse

A bird referenced as something with a short term memory.
"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."
by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015
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titmouse

Something that is neither a tit nor a mouse. In fact, it's a name of a bird.
Guy: Nice tit...mouse you got there
Girl: You even know what a titmouse is?
Guy: Yeah it's probably a type of mouse
Girl: No it's a bird
Guy: Oh.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2021
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Jim Titmouse

A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.
Merit hiring is Jim Crow? Jim Titmouse, maybe!
by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2025
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