head space and timing

This is a military term related to ensuring the bolt and head space for the M2 .50 caliber machine gun are in alignment. This must be done correctly, or the weapon can explode during operation. It also means a person who's screwed something up because they failed to check what they were doing before they did it.

Lieutenant Smedlap blamed his mistakes on his platoon sergeant, but it was actually his fault.

"LT Smedlap blamed his sergeant, but it was really a head space and timing problem"

by Soldier online October 23, 2009

Timmins

The small town in the middle of nowhere where it goes from 30c to -20c in a matter of 1 week in October. Fall and Spring are pretty much non-existent in Timmins. Also, it is full of drug addicts and porn stars. We also have shit news tv channels so we watch news from down south and we envy the warm temperature of "Sub-North Bay" temperatures. Global warming has no affect here, it still has been the same temperatures literally forever. It's like a slightly less cold Siberia. Also potholes appear constantly and are never fixed.

Where do you live?
Timmins.
Where?

by bradeblo3 November 20, 2018

Trimming The Hedges

This could be used for men or women. It means to shave the pubic area.

Baby, I ain't nibblin' on your naughty till you trim the goddamn hedges.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

tree trimming party

A civilized and fancy cocktail party held somewhere around christmas time, where you only invite your favorite friends. Guests are expected to bring a tree ornament to hang on your christmas tree. If a guest was fortunate enough to have been invited last year, he or she is only expected to hang their existing ornament.
Tree trimming party hosts are rumoured to provide their guests with fine wines and spirits, delicious food and lavish special treats with gold trimmings.

"- Hey Peter, do you remember hanging your ornament at Nick and Sarah's tree trimming party last year?
- Yeah! I brought them a gay pride flag ornament! And then Nick showered me with lavish special treats with gold trimmings!
- Wow! Awesome! Can't wait for this year's!
- Are you sure you're invited?"

"- Hey, are you going to Nick and Sarah's christmas party?
- Dude, it's a tree trimming party."

by Claus and Blitzen November 30, 2013

Free Armor Trimming

Runescape scam: you can't trim armor, you can only get it from a member's scroll.

Trimmed armor is worth much more than normal armor

xXDragonSlayerXx: Free armor trimming!
Tronicdude6: he's scamming, just going to steal your armor smh

by KodakKid3 February 14, 2015

(number here)-timing

A condition where one person is cheating on somebody with a variable number of people. If it's two people, two-timing, if it's five people, five-timing, and so on. Anime characters have an unfortunate tendency to do this, especially males.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Apparently, Johhny's two-timing on his girlfriend.
Guy 2: Better than that guy in anime. That guy's 16-timing, and that's not including the 2 girls in the past. (number here)-timing

by EatKimchi July 9, 2017

Timmies birds

Timmies birds,
Literally what KFC Noelle and Diluc cook.

Venti: Diluc why are these chicken wings so... monstadt-like?!
Diluc: Oh yeah, I used Timmies birds.
Timmie: YOU DID WHAT?

by ventizhat April 11, 2021