Hammer Timed 

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.

Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.

Hammer Timed by Craigorator November 8, 2007

Timmied 

The act of having someone else's workload pushed off on you. Usually when your unsure of the details to complete the job. Another term for being lazy!

I was the last of four units to respond to a call involving a report. I never made contact with anyone involved in the incident. Somehow I was Timmied and took the report anyway.

Timmied by Brad382 January 31, 2010

timedeo 

A sad minecraft youtuber who thinks he's good at bedwars on hypixel.

Friend: Can you carry me on bedwars?
TimeDeo: Sure *loses game*

timedeo by TimeDeo May 23, 2018

Timmeh 

Derived from South Park, it can be used as a nickname for somebody called Tim, or something written by Myra and Nose all over TerrorBird's windows. It can also be used as an insult for somebody a bit stupid.

"Alright, Timmeh?"
"Myra, why's Timmeh written all over my windows?"
"You're such a Timmeh!"

Timmeh by Ya mama June 12, 2003

double tismed up

when you are autistic and you are doing two autismpilled things like watching something related to your hyperfixation and eating a safe food

BRO IM WATCHING THE BATMAN AND EATING DINO NUGGETS IM DOUBLE TISMED UP FRFR

double tismed up by cr4yoneater August 14, 2022

timmeshum 

on pitch name for 'twisted carl' a big name hard house dj and part of the infamous duo 'twisted carl and tegg'. the term became popular in the late 90's when football video gaming became more advanced and kids wanted to make their own 'dream teams'. these would very often include the man of the time, twisted carl, but due to copy write law the various software houses were unable to make an official release. the voice over used in the games will typically say the word 'timmeshum' which is internationally recognised within the ball game as an alias for the infamous 'twisted carl'.

Craig: Fancy a game of Pro Evolution Soccer?

Jim: Only if I can have Timmeshum

timmeshum by Gavin Roberts January 18, 2008

Timedicap

Lacking the common knowledge of time zones, or the failure to communicate due to time zone differences.

Kyle: I'm sorry I fell asleep during our conversation, the time zone difference got me.
Caity: It's ok, you're a little timedicapped that's all.

Timedicap by Caityle April 11, 2015