A glorious sexual act, which is simply the missionary position with one of the female counterpart’s legs hiked up over the male’s shoulder.
by Thump Sr April 12, 2021
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It has only been performed successfully once in recorded history, at high cost to both the user and the environment.
It has only been performed successfully once in recorded history, at high cost to both the user and the environment.
by littleretardcar October 17, 2009
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When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
by Loopydave December 1, 2018
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That Bible Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to a flaming eternity in Hell just because I watch Crank Yankers and South Park!
by RatchetBoo September 27, 2003
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Get the Thumper Dumper mug.Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.
He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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