Thor

To Thor is travel around an area looking like you're cooler and smarter than everyone else. Because you are.

Matt said he Thored around town but we knew he was lying.

by Griff Maloney April 27, 2004

Thor

swedish raisin chopping master

Thor uses a sledgehammer to chop raisins precisely.

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Thor

A kickass rockstar who doesn't mess around. HE KEEPS IT REAL SON!!!

Girl: Whoa, that guy is such a Thor, I wanna do him right now!!!

by F-dizzle December 3, 2006

Thor

That friend that looks like he drives a moped but is actually a nerd

Yo stop being such a Thor

by Torersur January 19, 2016

Thor

Awesome deity dude with a magic hammer, Mjolnir, that comes back to his hand when he throws it. Not a dude to fuck around with!

Thor is the son of Odin.

by pentozali December 4, 2013

Thor

The object of Thor is to sneak up behind your friend and cup your hands together as if you were holding a hammer. Then hit your friend as hard as you can and scream, "Thor!"

Doug was quite surprised when Joe snuck up and gave him a Thor.

by Jane Train Conductor May 2, 2005

Thor

"pronounced Thaw"

Insensitive yet paradoxically oversensitive little man carrying the same hairstyle since 1988. Only listens to music his parents like. Displays classic symptoms of short man syndrome, and often goes long periods without any social interaction with friends.

"Be careful of that Thor coming down the road, who knows what it will do"

by W Bonez May 6, 2007