thickness

reference to a curvy, firm attractive female. distinction being that she is not fat, not ghetto nor homely.

whoa, look at that blonde thickness being hassled by those doushebags... let's roll!

by sandspit May 11, 2015

THICKNESS MAMA

A mama who is so thick she is the mother of thickness itself.

''Hey look at that ass man she so fine''

''OOH she the THICKNESS MAMA baby!''

by VentsLFC January 4, 2022

Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.

Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.

by TexAMAggie05 August 19, 2008

thinkless task

An action requiring no concentration or cognition. Anything you find yourself doing without questioning whether it is necessary, productive, moral or life enhancing.

Making the bed at ten o'clock at night, knowing it would get messed up again in an hour, was one of the things a person did because they were a person who did things like that, one thinkless task among many, and ain't no use to wonder why.

by Monkey's Dad January 7, 2022

motion thickness

Travel fat

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle

by Motion thickness March 18, 2014

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

material thickness

(adj.) 1. Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.

scenario #1: Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!

scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.

by El Magico July 2, 2007