female thermometer

a sexual act where the female inserts her finger into the male's anus as if checking temperature

Man, I wish that nurse would give me the female thermometer.

by sexxxydragon March 1, 2011

Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

pop-up thermometers

When a male or females nipples tell how cold or warm it is by their hardness.

Jacob could tell it was a cold night when he saw Lisa's pop-up thermometers.

by styles of beyond December 14, 2005

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 5, 2004

Thermometer

Technique to make masturbation last longer. When you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. You can repeat this many times in one session. delayed orgasm.

Thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now I can beat off for hours.

by Chris Reeve August 3, 2009

rectal thermometer

A sexual euphemism used by homosexuals in reference to anal sex.

A device inserted into the anus to measure the temperature of the human body.

Example: 1)
Leslie: <lisp> I think I have a fever. </lisp>

Weslie: <lisp> Let's have a look see. I'll whip out my "rectal thermometer". </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp> OHHHHH GOOODIE I was hoping you'd say that!!!!</lisp>


Example:2)
Weslie: <lisp>Ohhhh...I think I have a fever. </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp> ALRIGHT!!! It's my turn to whip out the ‘ol "rectal thermometer". </lisp>

Weslie: <lisp>No, I'm not feeling well; I need the real rectal thermometer! </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp>DAMN!!!! </lisp>

by fagsRgay January 13, 2009

themorexic

a person who is an emo, theater, and anorexic

"wow cindy your so themorexic"

"i no, i just straightened and died my hair, cut my wrists, watched romeo and juliet, and made sure not to eat!"

by Jaques Tohmpsun December 27, 2006