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The 3 S's

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1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.
"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."
by the product August 14, 2005
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the how's she going

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A slight 'opening up' of the hockey stick while on the forehand, so as to sell the goalie on a forehand shot, in order to go backhand.
He coasted in on a breakaway, gave him the how's she going, slid the puck to the backhand and put it top shelf.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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The Bishop's School

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An interesting alternate universe filled with future investment bankers, swiss watches, german automobiles, lots and lots of weed, and the La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club. Fun. Basically, a mixture of the best qualities of Monaco and Amsterdam.
Bishop's? Isn't that like a school for ultrarich potheads or something?
by yes February 2, 2005
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When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).
Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."
by Clintacus February 7, 2010
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The King's Speech

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When your cell phone malfunctions and accidentally sends the same text message twice so it appears as if you're stuttering with each message you send only you have no way of preventing it. (without the help of Geoffrey Rush)
I've been called Colin Firth by my peers since my cell phone stutters out each text message I send ala The King's Speech.
by Improvise May 6, 2011
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Spoof of Harry Potter in which Harry, Ron, and Highmonie have to recover the evil dude's stash of marijuana in order to save the world.
Today we watched the greatest movie of all time "Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stash".
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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The King's School

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A boarding school founded in 1831, a school which hardens the soul, body and mind.
Situated in North Parramatta next to Tara Anglican school, Kings makes a good example of itself in sports and...more sports, mostly rugby,rowing and some more rugby.
With the FRAT system abolished around 2000-01, the arrogance level has shot through the roof, however peace has settled within the school.
There are different kinds of King'smen and they all are assigned 'Houses', each house is generally for different people.
Macarthur's aggies,
Kurrle's couldntcareless attitude,
Burkitts intellectual powers,
Whickhams ohsofrail residency,
Macquarie's striving for sports,
Bishop-Barkers authority,
Waddy's potheads,
Dalmas's lazy'ness
then theres the other houses such as Hake and Broughton, they are there for the ride.

Dr Timothy Hawkes AKA "Big-Tim" is the headmaster for the school at the moment, author of the 4 Learning and Leadership books which consist of 5 different questions.

Some of the language and popular phrases include:
- Rant
- Roidhouse!
- Trust meee
- Blackone pronounced "Bleckone" (?)
- Nutting!
- Dont get hard..
- Psyche! pronounced "Sike!"

Anything else is just quoted off of something funny they find off a Youtube video, example. "IM BEACHED IS!"

The Kingsmens natural enemy is St. Josephs high school,but in some instances Kings and St Josephs have worked together to defeat Shore school, cus they suck.
Famous instances are ones such as the "Doughnut Riots" on the 175'th Birthday of the Kings School, where the lunch ladies were swarmed by crowds of boys (hungering for a simple chocolate frosted doughnuts), forced to hide under tables and if possible, try to get through the mass of blundering idiots. The school never saw Doughnuts ever again,
one may wonder where all 400 large doughnuts ended up..

The staff available at kings are quite exquisite and vary from person to person,
from the smokin hot english department to the charms and wits of the deputy head.

The Kings School is the place to be.
boy1: What school do you go to mate?
boy2: The King's School' mate,
boy2: Yourself?
boy1: oh, Shore school,
boy2: RANT!
by Chicken in a wheelbarrow October 31, 2008
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