Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

by Shar1 May 18, 2017

grease the monkey

Terminology for male masturbation

I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.

by KBK January 22, 2005

grease the peach

Female erection, when a woman is aroused, well lubricated because of sexual arousal. Equivalent of a male erection.

He started to kiss my neck, but nothing; couldn’t even grease the peach!

by Sambiase March 10, 2023

Grease the Groove

Exercising hard, but not too hard, very often. Also called GTG.

Gymrat: Dude! How'd you put 50 pounds onto your bench so quick?

Dude: Easy, skinny Gymrat! I did a Grease the Groove by doing one set of about 5 reps near my max weight, every day before breakfast.

by Kurcules May 29, 2010

grease the gash

female masturbation

June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

Grease the wheels

Drinking a cup of coffee to facilitate a bowel movement.

Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee?
Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a dump in two days, I'm just trying to grease the wheels.

by mybigfatgreasewheeler1 July 24, 2009

grease the skids

get things started, to warm up; to get the ball rolling; to not get caught with your pants down

Jon wanted to grease the skids by sending out an email in advance of the meeting

by Brothajmoney February 12, 2008