Short Bus

Most often used when describing someone as a retard. "Special" folk ride the short bus, you see.

Jonny rides the short bus.

Wow... Did you come to school on the short bus today...?

by Socks, Bloody January 17, 2006

Short bus

Noun

Buses for special educated kids.
They usually for handicap student. If your in the US

Some school use these buses cuz they do have enough money for the bigger buses.
In other countries they just use it for other reasons.

I loved short buses a very long time ago.

by Phibun August 11, 2020

short bus

the primary mode of transportation for the "special". basically a regular bus, but shorter.

the shorter the bus, the more "special" the riders.
some regular riders can identify their short bus by its smell

by northendwhitetrash November 25, 2007

Short bus

A school bus which is often used to transport handicapped students. I used to ride the short bus, but it was just a regular bus which happened to be around half the length of all the rest of the buses; not specially designed for the handicapped.

AJ enjoyed doing annoying things while we rode the short bus.

by 010101010101010001011101 March 08, 2005

short bus

1. A bus which is, relative to what is considered a conventional bus, smaller.

2. Used disparaginly, a bus of the variety used to transport children that is commonly held to be for people of significantly lesser intelligence or those of the "special education" classification.

You won't understand this fundamental postulate of Quantum Mechanics if you continue riding the short bus.

by Aaron May 31, 2003

short bus

Smaller than average bus used to carry mentally disabled students also known as a "Tart-cart"

If your mother says your "special" you probably ride the short bus.

by Cory Skates June 11, 2005

Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

by Knee_Ghar69 March 28, 2022