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shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker
I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them
by red hair babe September 12, 2017
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Shink

To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.
Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"

Human 2: "What are you going to do?"

Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"

Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"

Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."

Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"
by Zebrawolf55 September 30, 2011
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Shink

To kick someone's shin.
A shin kick.
Martin: You think you're a badman but I could take you!
Andy: Really??!!
Martin: Yeah!
Andy: *SHINK*
Martin: Owhhh you kicked my shin!
by St. Nicholas's Present Bag November 29, 2010
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Shink

The combination of shady and kinky.
S&M is kinky, but S&M with 5 people, a donkey, and a video camera would be shink.
by rswa October 8, 2007
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shink

When someone hits your boob.
Jen: Wow Hannah, I like your shirt! What does it say?
Jen touches the shirt's text
Hannah: Jen get your hands off my shirt! You just shinked me!
by Dona T. Reid February 7, 2008
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shink

All these people out there have really bad tattoos, they have 'shink'
by J1600 May 1, 2010
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shinks

shinks me it dey

yu geh de shinks yet boy?

person 1:pass dat ting fuh meh na
person 2:wah it is you really talkin bout boy?
person 1:de ting na......umm....wa yuh call it?.....de shinks dey na
by bahh April 25, 2007
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