the backpack nugget

the act of getting someones backpack taking everything out turning the backpack inside out and then putting everything back in just like it was

person :wtf! why is my backpack all weird and were the hell are the backpack straps?!
person2:hahahaha you just got the backpack nugget!

by sexiestofmuffins February 24, 2009

the frosted nugget

After you have a bowel movement you turn around and cum on it. Then you slap your girlfriend in the face with it.

My wife wanted some candy so I gave her the frosted nugget.

by K.C.B. February 11, 2015

The golden nugget

The name for that one small nugget of shit that has some yellow stuff t in it, and a bit of red.

Guy 1: i just did the golden nugget
Guy 2: call an ambulance

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

The Wet Brownie Nugget

Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once out, you pick her up, place her head into the bowl to bob for turds, then take her from behind until she either wakes up, or her husband walks in on you....

My girl was trying to pinch a loaf, and found herself eating the wet brownie nugget instead.

by Anthony D.... December 28, 2004

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

Chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

An insult calling someone this is very mean bc you are comparing them to frozen junks of horse meat

chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

by Organicfucker July 1, 2021

the Bulgarian spunk nugget

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.

My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.

by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020