3 definitions by Ilovebrohan2212

Zoe's are either really nice or really annoying. The bad Zoe's will be the type of person to get into the way of your homie rizzing up a 10/10. Good Zoe's will always be there for you, no matter what you're going through.
Person 1: Zoe's coming to the party
Person 2: good or bad Zoe
Person 1: good Zoe
Person 2: thank god
by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023
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The sub-species of rohans that are the complete definition of "gigachad". Every time a rohan walks into the room, all the girls immediately become pregnant and start orgasming intensely. Rohans are the type of people you would smash every day of the week in the least gay way possible, and sheerely just to feel their massive throbbing cocks.
person 1 (boy): oh hey, the brohan came to the party.
Person 2 (girl): I'M PREGNANT *orgasms*
by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023
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Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.
Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.
by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023
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