Nintendo

Also known as: The Way of Heavenly Duty

A religion native to Japan. Characterized by iconic figures such as Mario, Samus, Link, etc. The main preacher of Nintendo is Shigeru Miyamoto, a.k.a. Kami-sama. Worshipers are frequently found using odd electronic devices (religious ritual?).

Hostile Opponents: Sony, Microsoft

Number of Followers: Millions

Nintendo "games": The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Super Mario Bros., Kirby, Pokemon, etc.

by L33t N1nj4 Boris May 31, 2006

nintendo

a cool gaming company. Everyone loves all the fanboy shit games with blood and violence and "wicked" graphics, but really nintendo is a better gaming company. They feature really cool systems and are really creative in designing games-who woulda thought of super mario bros. and all those coool little guys in a wierd world called nintendoland? I mean, c'mon its cool!

Nintendo is fun and not scary

by huggaboo May 16, 2005

Nintendo

Cool, awesome, radical, new, innovative, different

"Dude, that new band is so nintendo"

by Adam April 17, 2003

Nintendo

A catch-all term used by parents to refer to any video game console, including those not manufactured by Nintendo.

Parent: When I was your age, I played outside! I didn't have my face glued to a Nintendo all day!

Child: Dad, please. This is a PS3.

by roundthewheel January 10, 2008

Nintendo

Without a doubt, THE greatest game console ever created. Period. 8-bit for life.

Super Mario Bros. 1-3, Duck Hunt, Donkey Kong, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Metal Gear,Gauntlet, Mega Man, Contra, Bionic Commando... The list just goes on.

by PaT X May 12, 2005

nintendo

Kick ass videogame company. Saved the industry in the 1980s, went downhill since, yet still are more profitable than any other videogame company (Yes, they make more $ than Sony does, because they actually make their own games. Today many jerkoffs knock Nintendo citing that their games are "kiddy" These are the same kinds of idiots that buy the Playboy videogame and think they're cool and mature because they only play games with blood and guts. A videogame is good if it is fun, and Nintendo doesn't need to rely on shock value, a la GTA, to make good games.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the greatest game ever made ever.

by TheKlause May 12, 2005

Nintendoed

A fuck up by not making enough of a product such that it sells out almost immediately.

"They really nintendoed the release of the SNES Mini"

by NolanWestmore July 03, 2017