The Jonas Brothers

An annoying boy band that consists of absolutely NO Straight-Guy fans..
They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..

The Jonas Brothers (Nick Jonas): Very superstitious, writings on the wall, very superstitious.. ummowajfios
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*

by JonasBrothers=Queers July 17, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

Three sexually confused brothers, who have no talent whatsoever.
They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.

Ew Hannah Montana is almost as bad as the Jonas Brothers!

by Bethy Ramone January 18, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

The definition of everything that is wrong with music in this day and age.

Teenage girl 1: OMG OMG OMG The Jo Bro's!!! there so awesome!!!

Teenage girl 2: OMG OMG OMG i know right!!!!!! I was at their last music concert!!!

Dad: That wasn't music it was the Jonas Brothers......... O__o

by But, Honestly July 10, 2010

the jonas brothers

The Jonas Brothers were once a popular boy band that was all the rage about two years ago. They were a trio of morons, or three brothers that probably took turns giving eachother blow jobs every night before bed. They would go on-stage and pose with Gibson guitars that they couldn't even play. I mean, why would you need to play them when you could just have a backing band do it for you? They sing like they're constipated, they write cliche cheesy lyrics that the tweenie-bop mongoloids just went batshit crazy for. However, like all shitty products of Disney, they fell and faded away about a year ago and will most likely never come back. That is a good thing.

Last year, I always hoped that the Jonas Brothers would crash into a telephone pole while they were in their car having butt sex. Now a year later, that wish has sort of come true...except they aren't dead. Damn!

by Marco K. June 1, 2010

The Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers worst boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the worst songs ever. are ugly, gay, and have three way oragys.retarts.

also related to Frankie Jonas

"Don't you just hate the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"
"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"

by dark princess January 14, 2008

the jonas brothers

the most brainwashing, horrible, band ever.

a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.

mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.

Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.

Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111

Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11

by hfdskt5798347 July 8, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

A Disney band of three brothers who are closet homosexuals with tights pants and straightened hair. They produce stiflingly generic music, yet seem to have the impression that they're unique. Their voices are nasally and they moan and groan with every word. Their fans are abominable preteen girls with no taste in music, who scream their braces off whenever one of their songs come on in mall stores. All three of the boys - Nick, Joe, and Kevin - are hopelessly fugly with as much hair on their brows as a gorilla has on its back. I'd rather listen and stare at a gorilla than these douchebags.

Girl: *Gasp!* The Jonas Brothers are so cuuuuuuuute!!! Look at Nick and Joe, oh they're so hot. They make the best music!! They're so unique and amazing and hot and cute and hot and they're just SO talented..."

Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!

by MGN February 22, 2009