tame the cobra

Essentially, it's when you're attempting to control your pp from going upright.

Person 1 asks, "Hey honey, do you want to snuggle?"
Person 2 responds, "Uh yeah sure."
Person 2 thinks in their head, 'Oh shoot, I need to tame the cobra.'

by the_big_man12734 August 18, 2021

milking the cobra

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.

Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

"milking the cobra"

by USMC Master Sgt May 21, 2009

bitten by the cobra

to feel so drowsy that sleep is inevitable.

"Whats a matter with you, dude?"
"Im ok, I think I just got bitten by the cobra."
"Oh, you mean you just going to pass out for a few minutes."
"Ya, that's it then I'm going to get right back up again and start eating again cause I'm a hungry little bastard."

by dman82 February 14, 2012

Winking at the Cobra

A daring act of defiance in the face of certain great bodily harm or death.

Logan jumped into the black water of the amazon tributary, eager for a break from the oppressive heat. His friends desperately tried to stop him, knowing that Pirai, Anaconda, and Cayman lurk below the murky surface.

"What's Logan Doing?!?!" exclaimed his friend Annie.

"Oh Logan? He is winking at the Cobra again. What a douchebag" retorted his older brother, Greg

by DJReeves July 6, 2012

milking the cobra

jacking off, masturbating, wank, jerk off, jo

My girl gets what she wants after she is done milking the cobra.

by josh sab December 5, 2007

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

by Reaper22 December 7, 2019

Let the Cobra out

"Letting the Cobra out" is an analogy referring to knowing when to leave someone else alone.

As defined by the Smithsonian, ". Despite its aggressive reputation, the king cobra is actually much more cautious than many smaller snakes. The cobra only attacks people when it is cornered, in self-defense or to protect its eggs."

When we corner a Cobra and see it's defensive position, we can't point the finger and say the Cobra is "bad", or "aggressive". We have to realize it is us who have cornered it causing this behavior. Likewise, if a Cobra is tending to its nest, we have to respect that approaching its line of defense could be met with grave consequences.

In domestic lives of humans, we have to respect each other's space, know when to leave each other alone, and if someone is trying to get out, don't block the exit! Just "let the Cobra out."

"My husband seems unkind and aggressive lately, but I know it is me that has cornered him, so I let the Cobra out."

by anonymous February 23, 2023