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cobra

The cobra is a sexual manueveur performed by a female when she sticks her hand down a man's pants, touches his penis and then quickly brings her hands out. The cobra is often performed in a sequence of five or six. The result: blue balls.
"Man, martha just did the cobra again my balls hurt!"
"No, don't go for her she's into the cobra"
by Jacque S December 28, 2005
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COBRA!

1.The act of shouting the word "COBRA!" after performing an act of petty "crime" (Usually not even considered crime, but more of a petty annoyance), then running away as fast as you possibly can.

2.To write the word "COBRA! on something, to make its glory viewable to the entire community. Shouting the word "COBRA!" and running off is generally followed up after doing this, as the ancient ritual goes.

"COBRA!" is also sometimes described as a way of life or a state of mind by its practitioners. Inner enlightenment is said to occur to most people after successfully cobraing something, and the sudden realization has also frightened off most of the potential practitioners. Those with a high enough willpower to "COBRA!" again, often do.
"Dude, I totally COBRA!'d that kids homework."
"(After stealing all the sugar packets in Burger King) COBRA!"
by 5|v|06 February 5, 2008
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The cobra

When at the end of a first date, you go in for a kiss but the other person pulls back their head like a cobra to avoid you.
Took Jenny out on a date last night. I thought we had a great time but when i dropped her off outside her house I went in for a kiss and she pulled the cobra on me.
by Sekgr February 2, 2013
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cobra

1.A really awesome and fast car made by Carrol Shelby. It is actually an AC Ace modified to accomodate a massive 427 cubic-inch engine..

2.A type of poisonous snake that is characterized by a hood. Some can spit their venom.

3.The world's first helicopter devoted to a role of attack. It is currently used by the US Marine Corps as the AH-1W "super" or "whiskey" cobra.
1.My cobra will smoke your tuned ricer with ease.

2.Cobras are venomous. I wouldn't agitate one.

3.When the Cobra flew in, it owned all those Iraqis with its 20mm gun.
by Galloping Ghost July 15, 2008
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cobra

1. A close cousin to the shocker, the cobra consists of 4 in the pink, 1 in the stink. Simply form your hand into the shape of a snake head. The '4' will be your fingers, and ram your thumb up her ass.
2. Fun thing to do to drunk girls during hook ups and casual sex.
3. Easy way to piss off the girlfriend/wife if she isn't expecting it.
"Hey Matt, what's the matter with Kacey?"
"Oh, me and Vaughan ran a Cobra Train on her last night, she's just a little sore."
by Vaughan and Matt April 13, 2006
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Cobra

The 2003/2004 Cobra which is under rated at 320hp/320tq. It dynos around 360rwhp. No other car can be compared to this price wise. With only $1,000 in modifications (Pulley, Tune, Exhaust, Intake) this car will be near impossible to beat because with that combo it will be running low 11's in the quarter mile. Some people call it the "Domestic Supra" because you can have over 700rwhp without even having to mess with the engine block!
"The 03 Cobras are damn near untouchable if it's pullied"

"All other Mustangs are slow once you see how quick the 03 cobra's are"

"I just ran an 11.4 @ 120MPH with only a 2.8 pulley, exhaust, intake and custom tune"
by hissman August 6, 2005
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cobra

When hot girls yell "cobra!" drunk guy will run into the room and bust his ass attempting to see hot lesbian action.
by runningweasel March 13, 2010
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