The Bible

A book written about how God chose to create the world and humanity. The story continues with God interacting with humanity through the israelites. Humans sin, and God can't be around sin, but Jesus comes around and by paying the price for sin, death, Jesus makes it possible for humanity to relate to God again.

The Bible is about how God relates to humanity, and many people believe that it is truth. A very controversial book, has stories, advice, a moral code, and descriptions of how people can relate back to God
If you are interested in learning about Christianity, the Bible is a good place to start.
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A book of morals
only taken seriously by idiots with blind faith.
It is full of hypocracy, if you take it seriously then you are sexist (in Corinthians) and racist. mabey if you idiots acualy read it you'd see its not as great as you think.
by A Thinker May 06, 2005
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A fictional book used to preach and teach good morals, but somehow along the way it was taken seriously by people, and for thousands of years people have been following and preaching its every fictional word.

Following the word of the Bible is no different than following the word of the Harry Potter series, as it is full of incredibly unrealistic magical works. But despite the many self-contradictions, hypocritical preachings and simply unreal magical occurrences, people are still willing to tell you that the Bible and God are real. Most of these people are willing to tell a perfectly respectable and logical person of any religion/race/ethnicity that they are automatically "going to hell."

They are also willing to BLINDLY believe anything that an official-looking person has to say.
Person 1: "DUDE! did you know there was a guy named Jonah who lived inside of a whale?! and that Moses parted the Red Sea with his magic powers?!"

Person 2: "Where did you hear that bullshit?"

Person 1: "It's not bullshit, I read it in the Bible so it must be true!"
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The highest grossing fiction book ever published.
The Bible has been number 1 in fiction for a long time, the NYT just put it in the religion section as a joke.
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Guy no.1: Dude we ran out of toilet paper what should I do?

Guy no.2: Use the Bible!
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the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.
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The Bible is the way for happy eternal life. People do not like The Bible because it restricts all the sinful "fun". But people love their sin (all the authors of the definitions above) so they decide to go to Hell.
Christian: "Hey, Jesus loves you, don't do that to yourself. Try reading The Bible, it's a The greatest book you will ever read with all he answers you need"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"
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