banana split

Your guy comes over, he give you his banana and you ask him to leave right after.

Honey, come over and give me a banana split, I need to get to work early tomorrow.

by Ber September 07, 2006

Banana Splits

The Banana Splits--four zany animals-- were the hosts of this children's variety hour which first aired in 1968. The Banana Splits features cartoons, live action and no violence.

Did you see that episode of the Banana Splits last night?

Hell no, the Banana Splits have been off air since the '70s, idiot.

by Chris Dixon April 18, 2005

banana split

When you perform intercourse with someone of the opposite sex, while wearing a banana suit.

Bro, I totally banana split Kayla last night. It was fucking awrsome

by thunderclapp October 31, 2014

Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 01, 2010

Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.

'Damn! Last night Tasha gave me the banana split!'

by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015

banana split

when you put whip cream in a girl's mouth and pussy or ass, and you stick a banana in the girls pussy or ass, then 2 other people eat from the tip of the banana to the end.

me and my bestfreind ave his girlfreind a banana split.

by billy bildo August 21, 2010

banana split

when a man performs a reverse deep stick sexual position on his partner (either in the pussy or asshole) while the partner eats out his asshole and/or sucks on his ball sack.

matt: hey girl you wanna get banana splitted?
girl: hell no! the last time i did that i had the taste of ass in my mouth and my pussy hurt for weeks

by crocock May 11, 2009