texterbating

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.

I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Texterate

Texting between two people.

"I'll texterate you later, douchebag!"

by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Texterbating

To text yourself

I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...

by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

Textrubate

To Masturbate while Text messaging someone. If one is watching porn while masturbating and changing the video it can be quite difficult.

John: Hold on Katie, I'll brb
Katie: What are you gonna do?
John: Well I can't textrubate
Katie: Ewwww

John: Hey man whats up?
Joe: Can't textrubate ttyl
John: What a weirdo....

by JohnnnnyBOY September 14, 2009

texterbaiting

when someone hides in remote areas while doing the act of texting

I caught Julio texterbaiting in the supply room.

by carsntunes July 6, 2011

testurbate

To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.

Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.

Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

texterupted

When you're halfway typing a text and someone comes to talk to you face-to-face, you're forced to respond to the real life encounter before you finish your text.

Sorry for the delay, I was texterupted by my boss.

by xenide February 28, 2018