telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.
See also: perjury
See also: perjury
by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009
Get the testilying mug.Yesterday on Judge Judy, this girl used her iPhone to textify that the defendant had sent several messages promising to repay her the 3 grand she spent bailing him out. That proved it wasn't a gift.
by Eva Genius October 12, 2010
Get the Textify mug.Another meaning for testefy:
To defile a target object or person using your scrotum sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.
To defile a target object or person using your scrotum sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.
Hey Jack, I should wake up George and testefy him.
That kids balls hang so low he testefies the grass when he walks.
Breaking news: Man dies from testefication.
The local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.
That kids balls hang so low he testefies the grass when he walks.
Breaking news: Man dies from testefication.
The local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.
by MrGibblet May 13, 2009
Get the Testefy mug.To exert a large amount of force or pressure to a male's testicles or general genital area.
Pronounced Teste-fy.
Pronounced Teste-fy.
You've been TESTEfied.
Shut up, or I'll testefy you.
Kid 1: You're a jerk!
Kid 2: You have no balls *kicks kid 1 in groin*
Kid 3: You've been testefied by Kid 2!
Shut up, or I'll testefy you.
Kid 1: You're a jerk!
Kid 2: You have no balls *kicks kid 1 in groin*
Kid 3: You've been testefied by Kid 2!
by MrGibblet May 12, 2009
Get the Testefy mug.by Uncle Bill August 7, 2006
Get the Testilying mug.To "testify" in regards to, or commend, the works of Nikola Tesla or referring to the denouncement of Thomas Edison's involvement in defaming Nikola Tesla.
Scientist 1 - "Edison sure was a bitch for doing what he did to Tesla."
Scientist 2 - "Teslify, Bro, Teslify!"
Scientist 2 - "Teslify, Bro, Teslify!"
by The Scryptnotist October 23, 2013
Get the teslify mug.1. to alert and/or notify someone via text message (hence text + notify = textify).
2. To spill your guts over a text message, usually something along the lines of liking someone and wanting to date them, or revealing something too disgusting/embarrassing to say in person.
2. To spill your guts over a text message, usually something along the lines of liking someone and wanting to date them, or revealing something too disgusting/embarrassing to say in person.
1. I had to textify Johnathan at the last minute that I would not be in attendance at his party.
2. OMG, Jimmy just textified Susan that he gave her sister a cleveland steamer at last year's Christmas party!
2. OMG, Jimmy just textified Susan that he gave her sister a cleveland steamer at last year's Christmas party!
by H*ck Yeah! October 18, 2008
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