Tearjerking

To tearjerk

tearjerking: to tearjerk, masturbate whilst crying.

by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

tearjerkin

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly when drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

by Chinese Mike January 10, 2009

Tearjerker

A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.

Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.

by afrijapc July 1, 2010

tenajah

A girl that is very pretty hot and sexy smart as he'll great personality and will go get in love

Damn tenajah is fine

by Jack lit February 27, 2017

Tearjerk

The act of masturbating whilst crying. i.e to crystabate

Tearjerk: Cracking one off during the emotional ending of Armageddon.

by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Tearjerker

Tearjerker is a song off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers record ‘One Hot Minute’. The song is about fellow musician Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana. In the song, Anthony Kiedis is heard singing about Cobain’s “pale blue eyes” and “whiskers”. Kiedis also references the night that he met Cobain, whom was backstage wearing a dress (typical).

Dave: What’s your favorite RHCP song?
Krist: Hmm… maybe Tearjerker because it’s about Kurt.

by Fleaswife January 8, 2022