Definitions by afrijapc

Tearjerker 

A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.

Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.

Tearjerker by afrijapc July 1, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.

Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.

He's a freak, I heard that he likes to do Canada's History!

Canada's History by afrijapc February 4, 2010