tele-deuce

The act of pooping while talking on the phone.

I hate it when people take a tele-deuce while in a public restroom.

by s8n69 May 18, 2009

tele-coddle

Using cell phone or land line to comfort or remove age appropriate responsibility from another - generally a son or daughter who would benefit from learning to deal with adversity without parental intervention. Similar in approach to e-coddle but more interactive and often involves the parent/coddler demanding to speak with another adult or organizational representative who is not performing as the child (and parent) would like.

Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.

by Tim Wentworth September 28, 2008

tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

by Three Beers April 10, 2009

Tele-Blaze

(v) to smoke Marijuana, and talk to a friend via the internet or other telecommunications method.

Mark lit up a J and then tele-blazed his buddy Quinden, who has also just smoked a lovely bubbler. The two excitedly converse about the possibilities inherent in the watermelon pipe.

by edehd August 30, 2009

tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

tele-poop

when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008

Tele-Sleepover

Situation where two parties on opposite lines fall asleep together on the telephone.

Naomi and Jeremy had a brilliant tele-sleepover that rivaled those of the late Beethoven and Bach during late nights on European Tour 1654.

by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006