A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
by al00f March 19, 2010

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
by XnsFracture May 12, 2016

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020

A very sexy man
by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023

by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017
