A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
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Get the Son of a tea towel mug.a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
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Get the tea towelling mug.When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020
Get the tea toweled mug.When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!
Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
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Get the Teatowel in a tumble drier mug.Bumhole (think about it)not the hooks, the ones u push the teatowel into. Also known as a balloon knot
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