takeshi kitano

Quite simply one of the best directors in the world right now, as well as being the epitome of cool in his acting persona, "Beat" Takeshi (taken from his stint in stand-up double act, The Two Beats) in most of his own films, as well as the likes of Battle Royale, Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, Gonin and (oops) Johnny Mnemonic.

Best known for his Yakuza films (such as Sonatine and Brother), as well as Hana-bi and the truly fantastic Zatoichi - both of which winning the Venice Film Festival in 1997 and 2003 respectively.

Also known for presenting Takeshi's Castle - which makes as much sense as Francis Ford Coppola's Saturday Night Takeaway if you think about it. Not to be confused with the qually brilliant and prolific (if borderline deranged) Takashi Miike.

Zatoichi
Sonatine
Brother
Hana-bi

by OD Smith March 21, 2005

Legone Tapes

The nickname given to NBA star forward LeBron James after confiscating the tapes of Xavier's Jordan Crawford dunking on him at his own summer camp in 2009.

1st guy:
man, did you see Jordan Crawford posterize Legone Tapes?

2nd guy:
Actually no, cause he's "Legone Tapes"

by RayRayMatti July 11, 2009

Bass Tapes

Bass Tapes refer to the old school cassette tapes from the late 80's and early 90's. These tapes predated CDs, and contained experimental bass-heavy music, think grandfather music to to Trap, Glitch and DubStep.

Remember that bumping car you drove from the 90's? Man, we'd bump from block to block with 18's in the back and bass tapes in the cassette player. Thumping the neighborhood.

by sn0wn1nj4 April 9, 2014

takeshi's castle

The Japanese Gameshow all the way from Japan, and that makes you think about the second to last letter of the alphabet. 100 Nimble nutters are lead by the man in the tan General Lee over a series of hard challenges (usually between 6 and 7). The Contestants that fail to complete these challenges set by Count Takeshi to defend his castle, are eliminate form the game. Those that survive are sent into a last charge against Count Takeshi's Emerald Guard in a n attempt to storm the castle. They drive dodgems with little paper targets on them (sometimes sensors) which they must protect. If the paper rings are pentrated by the highly accurate water cannons of the emerald guard (or a laser hits their sensor) they have failed. They must hit Count Takeshi's sensor to win. There have only ever been 7 winners! Great game show on challenge and trouble. In america it is called Extreme endurance challenge.

An example challenege is Knock Knock. There are simply four sets of four doors. Two doors of each are only paper, the others are made of wood. The contestant must run through all the doors without finding a wooden door and injuring themselves (which is rare)

by Robert Hover February 10, 2004

Tamesha

A very beautiful sexy person, someone who is smart and can get laid every day.

when I grow up i wanna be like Tamesha. I feel like a tamesha today.

by meeda1029 October 14, 2011

Roll the Tapes

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky

Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...

by B. Hanback March 14, 2009

takeshi on rice

A platter of any combination of sushi and food served on rice

Santi: Hey man. What can I get you today?
Vince: I'd like a TAKESHI ON RICE
Santi: No problem homie

by takeshionrice January 22, 2018