tampoon

n. a pod, or grouping of more then two women, heading towards a bathroom to discuss the location, to talk about the people at the table, to freshen up, and to use the bathroom.

As Justin sat eating his dinner, he recognized one of the cliquey girls in the passing tampoon.

by JJJJustin June 10, 2006

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(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon.

Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.

by Dante Valentine April 22, 2006

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(Intransitive verb.) To be wearing a tampon.

I wanted to go down on her last night but then I found out she was tampooned and took a raincheck.

by starry_chari July 28, 2004

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the kind that shoot! a tampon used as a harpoon gun or missile
directions: first remove from wrapper. remove tip of applicator with knife or scissors. hit the back with the force(or the palm of your hand) and send the vaginal raper flying!

sam: no, do not attack me with your tampoon!
sean: in your face eskimo!
sam: oh the horror!
sean:*insert mind fucking powers here* swoosh!
sean: i just tampooned me an eskimo!
Sean: mind fucking powers, sir!

by the diabolical snuggles(sean) April 13, 2009

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