Tampoon

Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea

I can't believe she uses a tampoon

by babyswanlets July 21, 2011

Tampoon

When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.

Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.

by RogueRouge October 1, 2009

tampoon

when one uses a tampon as a harpoon usually takin place by a thrust of the forearm in a forward action to throw the tampoon diectly at ur targets face

tj:dude ryanne is so annoying at work
drew: you should just tampoon her, that will shut her up
tj: yea i should!

by tj dooley December 22, 2008

tampoon

When a girl is so fat and on her period she needs to pull her vagina lips to the side and have a t-shirt cannon shoot what appears to be multiple rolls of Bounty paper towels taped together.

Girl 1: Did you see how far Becky got?
Girl 2: Yeah! She’s going to need a tampoon for her time of the month.

by Zampthechamp January 4, 2021

Tampoon Da Peep

The blind leading the blind when a Tampon is stuck in your eye.

Dat ho is showing the new girl how to catch a trick. Tampoon Da Peep

by BalamsAss August 10, 2004

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Emotional Tampon

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017