Tamponing

Tamponing is the girl version of cock blocking.

Kelly - Hey Sarah can I hang out with you and Eric tonight!
Sarah - Girl don't be Tamponing me again. I need the dick.

by Alo Gata Boots June 10, 2013

Lucy Tampooning

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.

The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time

by nickysmalls June 20, 2011

Tampanian

A person from Tampa, Florida. Tampanians may be of any race or ethnicity but a typical Tampanian would be of Cuban heritage, tan skin, brown eyes, black or dark brown hair, and bilingual (Spanish and English). Tampanian also refers to the dialect used by the natives of Tampa.

I was born in Tampa, therefore I am a Tampanian.

by Robert Koehler December 24, 2005

Tampooning

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

by Scrotash July 16, 2011

Trumponian

A person aboard the Trump Bandwagon. Idiocracy. A potentially hazardous human being, not in the right state of mind. Possibly racist. A person that possibly wears a toupee and uses bad self tanners. Maybe also a person that wants to pose as a threat to the United States of America.

You can tell a Trumponian when you see one, bad etiquette, toupee having, orange looking mofo that supports Trump.

by K9groomer01 June 14, 2016

Tamponic

Moody or stressy, akin to a hormonal female during the menstrual cycle. Can also be prefixed with 'chronic'.

Tim: fucking hell guys! Stop being such pricks!

Ben: wow Tim, you're chronic tamponic

by Boc March 9, 2012

tamponade

When you put a tampon (especially a used tampon) in a glass of water, let it soak, then drink it.

I made Nick Ray drink a glass of tamponade. He finished it, but he vomited after.

by matt 6 May 30, 2019