Taimoor

The phrase 'sexiest man alive' is created to define Taimoor, it was realised that no other term was quite as unequivocally correct.

Taimoor is believed to be the most perfect specimen to ever walked on planet earth. Some considered him to be vain, but I would be too if I looked like Jesus sliding down the rainbow to get to a magical pot of sexiness.

Legend says that he is a sex god from the planet Sexurus.

If someone say they wouldn't bang Taimoor (regardless of their sexuality) then they are probably lying.
Taimoor is the desire of all women who lives solely for hedonistic pleasure only.
He truly is an Undeniable Sex God.

Emma: Holy fucking shit, who was that guy
Isabella: He looked like a man out of legend, so sexy it's unreal, he is Taimoor.
Emma: TAIMOOR, how can we be so sure.
Isabella: It is said that looking at Taimoor can send you into multiple orgasm.

by Truth teller 123 December 16, 2013

tagworthy

When you look good enough to be tagged on Facebook.

You should totally untag that pic in the zebra Snuggie, it’s not tagworthy.

by Haley Meier November 20, 2009

Taiwanese animation

A short animated video depicting a news report, often in a humorous way. This format was popularized on Youtube by the Taiwanese animation company Next Media Animation.

Did you see that Taiwanese animation of Justin Bieber vomiting?

That Taiwanese animation of Sarah Palin shooting moose from a helicopter was so funny! LOL!

by vv007!!! October 5, 2012

Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker

How Ryan Porisky really gets his money

"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."

by ImTheManINeverLose December 15, 2018

taino

The indigenous people who inhabited the Bahamas and the Greater Antilles islands like Cuba, Hispaniola (Haiti and the Dominican Republic), Puerto Rico, and Jamaica before Christopher Columbus and his crew ever set foot there. When they did, there were five large Taino territories. The Tainos were almost destroyed by the 18th century (from introduced diseases, and forced assimilation into the plantation economy that Spain imposed, with subsequent importation of African slaves. Also, the Spanish did not bring women with them, so many took Taino wives, and had metizo children.)
But this doesn't mean there aren't any Tainos left. There are. Most are mixed with Black and European (mostly Spanish) ancestry, but only a handful of full blooded Tainos live on.

"Taino" originally means "friendly people" in the Arawakan language.

by *Gurl-w-Curls* November 6, 2008

Taiwanese Dave

The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.

Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Taiwanese girl

Some of the cutest girls in the world.

Person 1: Did you see that Taiwanese girl?

Person 2: Totally! She's so much hotter than all those white girls.

by Billy Pogrom November 7, 2011