Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

tablet-widow

1. One who has lost a partner or significant other to excessive obssesive usage of an ipad/galaxy tab etc

You've been playing Angry Birds for 5 flaming hours straight, who the hells been looking after the kids? Damn it man you make me feel like a tablet-widow

by MacWilko October 5, 2011

tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.

Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.

by Bed Nigby May 3, 2014

Tablet kid

someone from the years of 2002 onward who was obsessed with a tablet as a kid and religiously watched YouTube and played games.

You're still a tablet kid in my eyes

by LightLocks second account April 18, 2022

tablet potato

A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.

Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...

by pentozali June 8, 2010

Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"

Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive

by colley301279 August 27, 2007

Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone

Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.

by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019