Twaddlecunt

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.

How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!

by PureHell March 22, 2013

twiddling her twat

When a female's clitoris is manipulated in a playful fashion.

Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."

by yup55555 October 25, 2011

Thaddaeus

The most amazing person you will ever have the luck in meeting. A THADDAEUS IS A RAINBOW UNICORN OF AWESOMENESS.
Thaddaeus is so goddamn gorgeous that everyone in a 20 mile zone will be pining after them. They particularly have the most amazing eyes known to human kind, as well as the best bums ever. They are irresistible and sexy and will make you want to just kiss them all over whenever you're near to a Thaddaeus.
Being near a Thaddaeus will make you feel like the best human being ever. A Thaddaeus has the power to lighten up your whole world just by being there for you.

If a Thaddaeus has a girlfriend, she will be the luckiest girlfriend on the face of the Earth and she will know it- he will be her Saviour and Hero and make her feel happy when sometimes she finds it hard to be.
More importantly, a Thaddaeus is a person who can and will change the world if they believe in themselves. They don't understand the amazing effect they have on everyone who knows them, and yet still goes about being the most amazing person ever.

Thaddaeus is an awesome person

by Hi I am nice February 4, 2020

Thaddeus

A strong, confident, sexy, athletic man. Can learn to do anything, usually takes a leader role, and is very independent. Although he is tough outside, still quite a softy inside, funny and quite a charmer. He knows how to take care of his girl and makes her very happy. All the girls want him but he stays faithful to his girl. Has an amazing butt....and gorgeous hair.

-who is that sexy man?
- Thaddeus
-dangggg. even his name is sexy.

by ninjaSteph March 8, 2011

Thaddy

Marvels one and only thicc purple Titan: The only think hes making disappear is your assholes elastic nature

Guy 1: I’m feeling a little bit thirty, you know? i just want someone to take care of me.

Mer: What you need is our lord and saviour Thaddy

by Im_sorry_my_lads September 23, 2018

Twatdangle

Absurd stunt involving David Blaine hanging upside-down above a NYC ice-rink for a couple of minutes, duly extended to mean any publicity-grabbing gig exposing the protagonist as a complete "twatdangle".

From Old English "Twattendang", from the Viking "Twtdnglersk", meaning to hang from the rigging of a longship in an attempt to impress your shipmates.

"Hey, did you see the upside-down David Blain thing? That was like so cool."

"Nah, the guy came down after two minutes for a piss. It was a total twatdangle."

by biglel March 4, 2009

Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.

That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.

by EliteNerds June 5, 2018