TSIF

That Snail Is Fast

WOAH TSIF

by ExpiredJuulPod September 21, 2020

TILF

1. Teacher I'd like to f*ck
2. Ezra Fitz

Can't blame Aria, Mr. Fitz is most definitely a TILF.

by fouzzball June 5, 2011

tilf

the acronym for teacher id like to fuck

ms. hugger is a tilf!!

by prod October 23, 2003

TILF

Teacher I'd Like To Fuck

you know you all have one....

Zara: "Mr. Lapish is deffo a TILF"
Kay/Bella/Steph: "OMG yeaaahhh"
Sangeetha: "eeeww no!"

by Zara-X- October 12, 2009

TSIF

That Shit Is Fucked

Guy 1 : Gawd Damn this is some good ass ice cream.
Guy 2 : Let me get a lick of that shit dawg.
Guy 1 : TSIF
Guy 2 : Come on, you know I'm straight busted till the furst of da Month.

by bymoosek February 19, 2009

TILF

"Timber I'd Like to Fuck." Used to refer to a sexually attractive, hardcore fan of the Portland Timbers Football Club, of either sex. Person of reference is generally a member of the Timbers Army. Can also be used in reference to any current or former Timbers player or member of the Timbers coaching staff.

Fan 1: Dude, that girl's got a BIG axe!
Fan 2: Oh, what a TILF!
Fan 1: I've got wood. TIMBERS! *** TIMBERS! ***

by [AOP] Chief December 9, 2010

Puerto Rican Tailfeathers

The trail of dark hair between a (usually) Puerto Rican woman's buttocks. A total turn-on if you've ever had the pleasure of bedding a hot 'Rican lady. Really tickles your nose in a 69.

That latina had a thong on at the beach, showing off her Puerto Rican Tailfeathers.

by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003