Originally coined by Youtube Pooper "MoBrosStudios" in the early 2010's, and then picked up by The Mysterious Mr. Enter, a Squidward Torture Porn is an episode of Spongebob, where rather than actually tell an interesting humorous story, the writers fall into laziness and just decide to make Squidward's life a dry hell. In the earlier days of Spongebob, this formula was seldom used, and only when Squidward did something to deserve it. However after the departure of Stephen Hillenberg and all the other competent writers, these episodes became much more recurring, despite the fact that nobody likes them. These torture porns, though common, are not exclusive to Squidward. Anyone, even Spongebob himself, can be given these torture porns provided they either are in a benevolent mood, or just minding their own business. The best way to avoid becoming the subject of these torture porns is to behave like an unlikeable jackass, a skill that the formerly loveable Patrick Star has mastered.
Mark: I had to watch another new Spongebob ratings trap with my little brother yesterday.
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
by RabidBadger1632 July 16, 2014
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Get the titrubhug mug.funny rock human guy from Part 8 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: JoJolion. He's the ex-boyfriend of Yasuho Hirose and was actually 17 years old this entire time.
A main antagonist, but not necessarily a villain up to yet.
A main antagonist, but not necessarily a villain up to yet.
Guy 1: "My favourite character in JoJolion is Tooru"
Guy 2: "Why??? The bitch isnt even that good"
Guy 1: "That's your opinion asshole"
Guy 2: "Why??? The bitch isnt even that good"
Guy 1: "That's your opinion asshole"
by polynot January 19, 2021
Get the Tooru mug.Torture me to death for my own good, is a sarcastic remark about doing something unpleasant for a future gain.
by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2021
Get the torture me mug.January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
by memevegtal December 19, 2019
Get the National Cock and Ball Torture Day mug.Tooru Oikawa’s favourite food is milk bread
His personal motto is “ if your gonna hit it then hit it till it breaks “
His personal motto is “ if your gonna hit it then hit it till it breaks “
by ☆Anime•weeb☆ July 2, 2020
Get the Oikawa Tooru mug.You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it's a blessing, it's also a curse. Your head is filled with everything - grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst.
You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.
You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.
Shakespeare, Van Gough , Michaelangelo and Mozart have varying degress of genius.
Rock stars, poets, painters and artists are current pop culture tortured geniuses. The genius of geniuses managed to keep the wolf from the door.
Rock stars, poets, painters and artists are current pop culture tortured geniuses. The genius of geniuses managed to keep the wolf from the door.
by john2 September 20, 2009
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