Albert walked out of the restroom with a very lengthy Tile Comet on his right shoe. He tried to use his left foot to remove it, then ended up with a Tile Comet on his left shoe as well.
by I forgot my name!!! March 29, 2010
Get the Tile Comet mug.Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!
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by Tressel March 26, 2008
Get the Tile Floor mug.a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.
o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.
by fucksoid February 19, 2005
Get the tile flood mug.n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming
var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.
v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.
v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!
by galcoolest March 17, 2005
Get the tile trolling mug.Tile skiing is when a person slips in something on a tile floor, and instead of falling, he/she slides on their feet
One morning after a sleep over, my friend Joanna and I were making breakfast, and she went tile skiing on her way to the fridge.
by mk90 March 6, 2010
Get the Tile Skiing mug.A vile and mephitic fart. A fart that stinks so badly, it will clear out a smoke-filled pool hall. Downright nasty fart.
Melissa fired off a tile peeler in church, proving the Confucian adage, "Lady who fart in church sit in own pew."
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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