dick therapy

The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.
"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"

"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
by kingjazzy October 13, 2014
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therapy monkey

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.
I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020
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speed therapy

When you feel like ass

Step on the gas
Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.
"where'd Logan go?"
"He felt like shit, so he went out for some speed therapy."
by F u c k y o u November 28, 2020
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grizzly therapy

A very fast-paced and highly successful psychotherapy that puts normal neurotics into the wild and running from grizzly bears guarding their young.
I tried a single course of grizzly therapy and was miraculously cured!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020
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Conversion Therapy

Because nobody else actually gave a definition, opting instead to give their opinions, here's the definition I found on Wikipedia:
"Conversion therapy is the pseudoscientific practice of trying to change an individual's sexual orientation from homosexual or bisexual to heterosexual using psychological or spiritual interventions."
Conversion Therapy is indeed a form of brainwashing, but people should know the full definition, not just that it's bad.
by NothingBetterToDoToday March 13, 2019
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Occupational Therapy

A profession that involves using occupations for bettering health. Occupations are considered anything that someone likes to do or has to do, ranging from hobbies to self-care. It is believed that doing things, increasing one's independence and sense of self-worth, promotes health and will help people rehabilitating from a disease or illness, as well as those living with chronic medical conditions. Becoming an Occupational Therapist in the United States recently moved to an entry-level master's degree.
1. My grandmother broke her hip and the occupational therapist helped her learn to transfer and take care of herself to continue living at home as it healed.

2. A child receives occupational therapy because he has trouble paying attention and sitting still and they work on how he can better succeed as a student.

3. An occupational therapist was referred to me after I lost two my fingers in a boating accident to help me regain functional use of my hand.
by xMarie August 22, 2010
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Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously
I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through
by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021
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