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The Woodlands Prepatory School 

It's basically the school you go to if you don't get into John Cooper. And then everyone tries each year to get into John Cooper again. Even the kids of the owner go to The John Cooper School. It's a small school so everyone knows everything but you get a lot of one on one time with teachers, and if you're shy you can only have max 5 friends anyway so it doesn't really matter.
Welcome to The Woodlands Prepatory School! You didn't get into Cooper either?
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predators of the kitchen 

those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts
can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.

National 'beat the shit out of those predators' day 

Why doesn't this exist?

The day of aliens vs predators 

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder womans lasso of truth.
Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN