bullshit

A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious falicy.

Or, the excriment of cattle.

"I smell something...
Is it dog? No...
Is it horse? No...
I know. Its BULLSHIT!"

Poorly quoted "Only fools and horses"

Well, the concept is right.

by pal_sch July 30, 2004

Bullshit

when something is a lie or wrong, or just some shit a cow let loose

thats a load of bullshit, wow that cow had a whole lot of bullshit

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Bullshitize

To bullshit the well, shit; to have absolutely no idea what you are talking about yet convincing yourself and others that you do.

Zach: This totally blows! I only have 3 out of 5 pages I need for this essay!
Steve: Dude, you need to bullshitize two more pages and you'll be fine!
Zach: Great idea man!

by MysterySteve September 27, 2011

Bullshitable

Something that is able to be completed using bullshit.

That assignment was so bullshitable. I just faked a bunch of analysis and I got an A.

by Bouj November 22, 2011

bullshit

Something I tolerate everyday.

Friend: So, how's life today?

Me: It's bullshit, man.

by Nutella222222 January 18, 2014

bullshit

1) noun. Stuff that is made up for the purpose of placating someone, or passing an exam, or getting elected to office. Most often false or ridiculous.
2) verb. To generate bullshit.
3) interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
4) adjective. Identifying or suspecting something as bullshit.

In all usages, the term can be shortened to "bull" or "BS".

1) My essay was complete bullshit.
2) Man, I gotta learn to bullshit properly if I want to pass this English exam.
3) "I was sick all last week!" "Bullshit!"
4) That is such a bullshit answer.

by ThinkDifferent February 20, 2005

Bullshitting

The art of bullshit, or writing an entire report/making up something on the spot in which you know nothing about.

You can bullshit to your parents, your english teacher, your PA, anyone if you're good enough.

by anonymous May 23, 2004