The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers
We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.
by BoyBloo January 31, 2023
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by gaterman February 8, 2010
Get the TEXAS CHILI BOWL mug.When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone
by DJ Psyko December 13, 2006
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by juan miguel September 18, 2006
Get the texas chili bowl mug.by Fortnite1500 September 22, 2019
Get the Texas Chili Bowl mug.real texas chili bowl is when u shit between someones mudflaps then eat ur own shit from they asshole with a spoon..... or fork depending on consistency
rileys mom asked me to do a texas chili bowl so i pee'd in her butt and told her its a bonedale tradition :)
by shitty buttshits December 25, 2006
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by jmiller6 February 19, 2008
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