Tdir

The distance is real.

Usually used when heartbroken

you're acting strange, tdir.

by spicemuffin September 7, 2016

Tdiym

THIS DICK IN YO MOUTH

1 : i can't believe you support tdiym.
2 : tf is tdiym
1 : THIS DICK IN YO MOUTH

by sshobio May 26, 2021

TDIC

Top Dick in Charge (The Boss)

Employee 1 "Hey, who is the boss around here?"
Employee 2 "Walter, he is the TDIC"
Employee 1 "What is TDIC?"
Employee 2 "Top Dick in Charge"
Employee 1 "Thanks for the edumacation"

by Harry GoldenBalls April 8, 2011

TDIMWTWP(CL)

The Day I Messed With The Wrong Person (Chris Lewis). Acronym coined by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka during his legal battle with Chris Lewis, Director of Communications, Ultimate Creations, Inc., a representative of former wrestler The Ultimate Warrior.

"I shall forever remember this day as the day I messed with the wrong person (Chris Lewis), or 'TDIMWTWP(CL)' for short. I like acronyms. And ponies." - Lowtax

by Lairor April 24, 2005

tdittie

A person who’s dick smells smells like rotten cheese

“Ew he smells like a tdittie”

by Taylor1 November 13, 2021

TDIF

An atheistic version of TGIF
An acronym for: "Thank Darwin its Friday"

I'm exhausted TDIF

by Salvelinus September 4, 2010

tdizzle

A man who likes to piss where he likes

Tdizzle pisses where he likes

by timmyflf January 27, 2013